Vapid and vile Chelsea Handler strikes again! There is literally nothing off limits for this disgusting foul-mouthed leftist looney. Though I guess is having actor and comedian Jason Biggs urinate on her face is fair game, it is very difficult to imagine anything that would be. Biggs is best known for playing Jim Levenstein in the American Pie comedy series.
Handler equates the ocean to a “human toilet” remarking – “I don’t care about urine” except it was on your FACE before it went into the ocean. Handler was, in fact, laughing hysterically as it was happening. When asked about WHY the act of someone urinating on her face was so hilarious, Handler stated – “To me, it’s funny that somebody could be that rude to another person, and so that made me really happy.”
This is the same woman that recently labeled White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a ‘harlot’ and a ‘trollop’. Sanders is a Christian married mother of three children. Married to the same man and all three children have the same father. Seems Handler might need a dictionary along with counseling for that strange attraction to having her face urinated on.
So it looks like nasty Chelsea is heading DOWN! Just like the rest of these disgusting bullies.
She also referred to Sanders’ face as a “big, fat biscuit” that resembles a man’s in a spoof video depicting her filming a makeup tutorial on YouTube. Fortune Feimster who bills herself as a comedy writer plays Sanders’ and shows a step-by-step tutorial on how to apply make-up….errr something.
Feimster applies moisturizer all over her face and then snottily claims –
“Right now my skin is dry. It’s like Puerto Rico before that one rainy day they had. Put it all over your face. My face is a big, fat biscuit.”
She then picked up a bottle of foundation, making a ridiculously, racist comparison between the make-up, the founding of America, and the Founding Fathers, stating –
Handler and Feimster continue in their unfunny spoof belittling and demeaning Sanders and being as crass and revolting as they possibly can be joking about transgenders and sex toys –
“Grab ya a beauty blender. Now, this is a beauty blender right here. It may look like a butt plug, but it’s not. Stick a beauty blender up your butt once, shame on me. Stick a beauty blender up your butt twice, it’s a shame I didn’t think of that sooner. I used to not know what foundation was, but our great president was kind enough to take me to a Sephora and he said to the employee, ‘Hey, you see that fellow over here? Make him a woman.’”
This was followed by Feimster glopping on blush and bronzer looking more like a 5-year-old child who got into their mother’s make-up, rather than Sander’s polished and put together look in real life.
Handler, by contrast, poses essentially attempts to live the topless version of the Dr. Suess classic Green Eggs and Ham. Like Sam I Am, Handler will go topless on a house, with a mouse, in a box, or near a fox. She will go topless here or there. She will do it anywhere! Handler claims she is challenging Instagram’s nudity guidelines by posting photos and videos of herself minus her shirt over the past two years, in her “Free the Nipple” campaign baring her boobs for all over social media.
As a result of Handler’s continued and unrelenting attacks against Sanders, many have taken to social media to give Handler a taste of her own nastiness. Actor James Woods moved in with a kill shot on Saturday morning referring to Handler as a “human urinal.”
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) December 9, 2017
Woods tweeted a video of Handler being urinated on in the now infamous incident with Biggs. The tweet included the caption, “This person berates the character of
@SarahHuckabee on a daily basis.” #ChelseaHandlerHumanUrinal
In keeping with Handler’s apparent love for urine she also filmed herself on the toilet in India while there filming for her soon-to-be canceled Netflix series. Wearing a traditional gold embroidered tunic and trousers Handler nursed a scrape on her knee while clutching a tampon.